Fearless Vampire Cocksuckers

BEFORE

AFTER

THE FEARLESS VAMPIRE COCKSUCKERS (1967)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGQxZfJ2JKY

Roman Polanski’s campy—

Fag Vampire satire with

Dizzy Ditzy Polanski herself

Playing Van Helsing’s stooge

Dim-witted assistant

Along with Ferdy Mayne—

As Count von Krolock the

The Transylvanian Vampire 

And Iain Quarrier his faggy 

Famished bloodsucking son

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Queering old horror films—

Can be tres Transgressively 

Touché resurrecting faggy

Film favorites and turning

Them even more lavender

The gay lust scene in this—

Particular little hodgepodge

Of queer horror and camp

Has to do with Bloodsucker

Quarrier queer for Polanski

Children of the Night

CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xmz-p9FYW8

“Listen to them—

Children of the Night”

—Bela Lugosi, DRACULA

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● Gay Identity Politics

● Queens of the Id

● Queer Vampirehood

● Fag Filmography

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GAY IDENTITY POLITICS

Nothing has seemed more—

Like a mystery wrapped up

Inside an enigma and

Hidden behind a curtain—

As gay identity politics has

Been for me, my dears

It’s like dreaming—

Each time I wake up

And remember myself

I realize that nothing—

Could be more unique

Gay identity in dreaming

QUEENS OF THE ID

Call it uncanny—

Or lucid dreaming

It’s always different

As different as each—

Dream denouement of

My so-so faggy self

Is there a poetics—

Are there genres of

Gay dream identities?

QUEER VAMPIREHOOD

Queer Theory queens—

Seem to say that there’s 

No such thing as “queer”

Yet what could be more—

Queer than my tres gay

Faggoty unconscious?

The Queens of the Id—

Whoever they are can

Certainly dish it out

Call it drag, cabaret—

Burlesque, vaudeville

It’s all so very queer

FAG FILMOGRAPHY

Miss Murnau with her—

NOSFERATU niggling

Nightmare Vampirehood 

Miss Whale along with—

Miss Ernest Thesiger in

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

DRACULA’S DAUGHTERS—

Fag Hags of the Night

Madame Zaleska 

Gay identity flaunts—

Itself both in dreams

And Midnight Movies

Nelly Narcissus

Nicolas Poussin, Echo and Narcissus, 1629

NELLY NARCISSUS 

“a mephitis of alcohol, 

anality & and spank magazines."

—Martin Amis

"Don Juan in Hull," 

New Yorker 1992

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“Notable United States gay poets 

include Dennis Cooper, Gavin Dillard, 

John Gill, Dennis Kelly, Tom Meyer, 

Paul Monette, Harold Norse and 

Jonathan Williams.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_Homosexual_and_Gay_Poetry

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Miss Kelly actually was just—

A rather minor gay laureate 

Of faggy denouement 

Being the least of the—

Esteemed list of gay potentates

Thus avoiding tres lit crit

Thus somewhat spared—

From the waxing & waning of 

any gay literary reputation

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CHICKEN scandalized some—

But pretty soon it was ho-hum

What else is new, my dear?

She got out as early as she—

Could & got a Sugar Daddy

Domestica Americana etc

She was just a Mabel—

A dreary-deary queen bee

Garçon to the Gay Muse

She enjoyed fag squalor—

Derisory of Queer Theory

And Political Correctness

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Life to her was simply—

Boredom & then some more

Boredom as life dragged on

Camp, kitsch & irony—

Those gay specialties & vices

Her decadent fag poetics

She never outgrew it—

Even tho she got bored with it

Nelly Narcissus in the Mirror

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You're So Cute

YOU'RE SO CUTE

—for Elliot Darrow

What if you told me God is gay?

I’d yawn & say what else is new?

The latest revelation being that…

Icon artist Norman Rockwell is gay too

Ho-hum, I say to myself, my dears

Actually I prefer a more exclusive

Clique of fags to be my friends

Me and my fag hags will do fine

I’ve never been particularly

Into circle-jerks, gang-bangs

Or tacky kitschy nightclub scenes

Call me Miss Havisham I guess

I’d known quite a few young and

Handsome Bible-Belter boyfriends

Snake-handling holy-rollin' types

I suppose it’s possible God is gay

I mean think about the book of Genesis

In the beginning God created it all

And it wasn’t just good, it was fabulous

Truly an inspired Interior Decorator!

And what about that Garden of Eden

Designed surely by a queer divine eye 

For the straight guy with Maple Leaf

Surely not a drag queen abomination?

Maybe Mary was a lesbian

I dunno know I don’t really care

I’ve experienced some virgin births too

But always with the safe sex method

I guess we’re all homo maybe

After all we’re just homo sapiens

Here on this lovely little blue jewel

Our Planet of the Apes

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Read more: The College Student Behind Viral ‘God is Gay’ Poem | TIME.com http://swampland.time.com/2013/10/10/the-college-student-behind-viral-god-is-gay-poem/#ixzz2jVvMaMug 

Gay Norman Rockwell Painting

"Sailor Dreaming of Boyfriend" (1919)

GAY NORMAN ROCKWELL PAINTING

"Was he a repressed homosexual? We don’t really know. Ms. Solomon points to the homoerotic undertones in early paintings like “Sailor Dreaming of a Girlfriend” (1919), as well as two from 1958, “Before the Shot,” with its bare behind of an innocent young boy at the doctor’s office, and “The Runaway,” showing a beefy policeman seated next to a boy at a cafeteria counter. She uses the phrase “romantic crush” to describe Rockwell’s admiration for his fellow illustrator, J. C. Leyendecker, creator of the Arrow Collar Man. Rockwell once admitted, “Sex appeal seems to be something I just can’t catch on a piece of canvas.”

By JOHN WILMERDING
One Complicated Life, Illustrated
‘American Mirror,’ About Norman Rockwell, 
by Deborah Solomon
New York Times October 31, 2013

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/01/books/american-mirror-about-norman-rockwell-by-deborah-solomon.html?ref=arts&_r=0

Rock N Roll Dracula

ROCK 'N' ROLL DRACULA (2014)

New York Times Movie Review 

http://www.nytimes.com/movies/movie/265480/Rock-N-Roll-Dracula/overview  

Writer/director Bram Stoker—

Updates her vampire movie with 

Simply shocking faggotry, my dears

A new low in bad gay taste—

In this low-budget schlock horror 

Queer comedy ROCK 'N' ROLL DRACULA

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The Old Queen at the Movies—

Has grown tired of reviewing the same

Old typical classic Hollywood schlock films

So she enlists the help of her rather—

Necrophiliac Castro Theater nephew who

Helps create a new campy vampire flick

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The drug-addicted dizzy assistant Igor—

Starts grave-robbing assorted body parts 

From various Hollywood cemeteries

Suddenly Rock Hudson, Tab Hunter and—

Divine look-alike queens begin appearing

As Castro District aging vampire queens

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These creatures of the living dead begin—

A cocksucking campaign against all the 

Rich new Silicon Valley gentrification queens

Who’ve been turning the Castro into nothing—

But a ritzy wealthy haunt for nouveau riche 

Tacky condo dwellers and flakey fucking str8ts

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Panic spreads rather quickly throughout—

The famous Baghdad by the Bay metropolis

Simply shocked by all the Gay Vampires 

I mean after all, my dears, it was certainly—

Bad enough with all the cocksuckers around but

For heaven’s sakes Queer Bloodsuckers too???

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Title: Rock 'N' Roll Vampires

Running Time: 69 Minutes

Country: USA

Genre: Gay Horror Comedy, Fag Creature Film

Rock N Roll Frankenstein

ROCK N ROLL FRANKENSTEIN

“You stole Liberace’s schlong!”

“I’ve been havin’ unnatural urges”

“I’ve got me the boner blues”

“My bald-headed boner wants to
stick it in a man’s bunghole!!!”

“I think the King’s a fuckin’ poof”

“A classic case denial”

https://vimeo.com/57004059
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Talk about queering—

Midnight Horror movies

More like whoring, my dear

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What would she say—

Old Queen at the Movies

Such a tres trashy trailer

Things get really bad—

When the head of Elvis

Gets resurrected and

Mistakenly transplanted—

Along with Miss Liberace’s

Love tool into the mix

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Things get kinda schizo—

Between the Monster and

His rock & roll privates

All because a music agent—

His necrophiliac nephew &

A burnt-out roadie have a

Knack for grave-robbing—

And sure enough, honey,

Las Vegas Rocks N Rolls!!!