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The NEVERLAND Club

“Peter smirked”

—Ridley Pearson, Dave Barry

Peter and the Shadow Thieves

I simply Swooned—

When Peter would give me

That naughty Smirk of his

Both before & after sex—

Then Flying Out to the gay

Never Neverland Club

Fairy Tales just don’t—

Always tell the Whole Truth

When it comes to Peter Pan

There’s a lot left out—

Just ask skanky Walt Disney

There in dismal Disneyland

Gay Tinkerbell be banned—

As well as dyke Goldilocks

& The Seven Faggy Dwarves!!!

The same with Nelly Pluto—

Dizzy Donald Duck and that

Awful Penis-Crazy Porky Pig!!!