The Problem with Ex-Lovers

The problem with ex-lovers—

he’s never quite “ex.”

The problem with ex-lovers—

he’s “hard” to forget.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

he just won’t go away.

The problem with ex-lovers—

he knows much too much.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

he doesn’t know enough.

The problem with ex-lovers—

he knows what I like.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

he knows I still need it, baby.

The problem with ex-lovers—

he wasn’t born yesterday.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

he’s a ship passing in the night.

The problem with ex-lovers—

he’s a message in a bottle.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

gypsy fortune-tellers warned me.

The problem with ex-lovers—

Maria Ouspenskaya tried to clue me.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

“Don’t waste your time, baby.”

The problem with ex-lovers—

“Don’t fall for another Wolfboy.”

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The problem with ex-lovers—

“What big teeth you’ve got, kid.”

The problem with ex-lovers—

all that smooth déjà vu jive…

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The problem with ex-lovers—

c’mon, let me go, baby…

The problem with ex-lovers—

his low IQ and big dick.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

young, dumb & full of cum.

The problem with ex-lovers—

“Bad Seed” like Justin Bieber.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

he still drives me crazy.

The problem with ex-lovers—

he never did go away

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The problem with ex-lovers—

the way his upper lips trembled.

The problem with ex-lovers—

when he gnawed on me all night long.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

he had too many girlfriends.

The problem with ex-lovers—

too moody, too pouty, too proud.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

too pensive, too put-upon.

The problem with ex-lovers—

kept men get that way.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

he knew I was a size queen.

The problem with ex-lovers—

he made me crawl for it.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

always posing in the mirror?

The problem with ex-lovers—

the exquisite way he lost it.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

he was a two-way Romeo.

The problem with ex-lovers—

trying to forget him.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

he never called to say hello.

The problem with ex-lovers—

he never called to say goodbye.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

it’s been downhill ever since

The problem with ex-lovers—

no more phone sex anymore.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

absence only makes things worse.

The problem with ex-lovers—

try never to look back, girl.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

it’s easier said than done…

The problem with ex-lovers—

try not ending up The Collector

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The problem with ex-lovers—

keeping them down in the cellar

The problem with ex-lovers—

the problem being a Dorian queen

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The problem with ex-lovers—

keep them locked-up in the attic?

The problem with ex-lovers—

you can’t live with them

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The problem with ex-lovers—

and you can’t live without them.

The problem with ex-lovers—

he makes me feel blue.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

I’m blue as Cleopatra, blue as the Nile.

The problem with ex-lovers—

so now do I want an asp?

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The problem with ex-lovers—

they’re just too animal?

The problem with ex-lovers—

but isn’t that what I wanted?

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The problem with ex-lovers—

all those weepy insomniac nights.

The problem with ex-lovers—

SSDD everyday the same.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

too much Penis Envy.

The problem with ex-lovers—

too much Cream of Olay.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

that jar of cum in the freezer.

The problem with ex-lovers—

stale frozen pearl-jam deluxe.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

crummy old home-movies.

The problem with ex-lovers—

T-shirts saved in zip-locks.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

their fading armpit languor.

The problem with ex-lovers—

those photos still in your billfold.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

their answering machines.

The problem with ex-lovers—

he always says have a good day.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

remembering his spaz love.

The problem with ex-lovers—

spraining my neck.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

strangling him to death.

The problem with ex-lovers—

him playing hard to get.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

his nice big thick Family Tree.

The problem with ex-lovers—

their bruised family jewels.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

their mother of pearl foreskins.

The problem with ex-lovers—

somebody else getting him off.

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The problem with ex-lovers—

keeping them that way

The problem with ex-lovers—

come back, come back little sheba