THE ALIEN INVASION

When the Aliens—

Finally showed up

Nobody expected it to be

An Invasion of Beauty!!!

By some strange twist—

Human beings had expected

Interdimensional contact to

Be rather Exopolitically ugly!!!

But rather than the—

Usual grotesque creatures,

Repulsive blobs, robots

And all that sort of thing

The Aliens turned out—

To be rather artistically

Beautiful in a shockingly

Gay Oscar Wildeian way

Nothing could be worse—

Then a tres gay stunningly

Beautiful Otherworldly Being

Descending the UFO staircase

A swishy Michael Rennie—

Pretty as Dorian Gray

So very Stylish and Gay

To The NYTimes dismay!!!

Thus the Alien Invasion—

Despite being aesthetically

Chic and so cosmopolitan

Devolved the same old way

Panic circled the Globe—

What could be more Alien!!!

And horrible than such a

Gay Galactic Invasion!!!