Two Viennese Queens

The two Viennese queens—

Baron Kurtz and Doktor Winkler

Live together in an elegant

Apartment next to the Wheel

The Oklahoma Kid—

Baron Kurtz clutches to his

Breast in the outdoor café

Where Holly & he have a date

The little chihuahua—

Baron Kurtz has tucked

Under his topcoat peeks

Its ratty little head out

The same ratty dog—

Lives there in the apartment

With both Kurtz and Winkler

A nice fag married couple

Doktor Winkler is cryptic—

Surrounded by religious

Antiques, crucifixes and

Assorted Jansenist junk

Baron Kurtz and Dr. Winkler—

Hide the fact they’re a couple

Of decadent Euro-Queen Bees

Holly Martin isn’t dumb—

Not when it comes to certain

Things like closet-case fags

He smells a big fat rat