DID HETEROSEXUALITY
KILL OFF THE DINOSAURS?
Yes, god created dinosaurs—
On that fateful 6th day of creation
That’s what the Bible says
I think we all agree that—
Reproduction is impossible without
Breeder Heterosexuality
Often the male penis is—
Referred to as a well-hung
Behemoth, symbolic of sex
Dinosaurs and dicks—
Have a lot in common since
It takes two to Tango
One thing’s for sure—
Breeders breed like crazy
Just like the birds and bees
Breeders and dinosaurs—
Have always lived a life of
Primitive prehistoric violence
Breeders are serial killers—
Worse than Tyrannosaurus Rex
Just look at “Jurassic Park”
Isn't it more reasonable and—
Logical that dinosaurs died off
Fucking themselves crazy?
Until there wasn’t a crumb—
Left to eat on Planet Earth
So they died of starvation?
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