“He was distracting me”
—Ridley Pearson, Dave Barry
Peter and the Shadow Thieves
Young cute sexy Peter Pan—
He simply kept distracting me
Coming thru my bedroom window
The next thing I knew, honey—
I was flying thru the Night Sky
Higher than a kite over Kensington
Swooping over London Bridge—
Sky-diving during the Olympics
Such a breathtaking Royal Kid!!!
I got rid of Wendy quick—
Along with tacky Captain Hook
I wanted Peter all to myself
Maybe he was a 100 years old—
But he tasted like fresh filet mignon
Served up on the Platter fresh!!!
A juicy Slice of Never Neverland—
Captain Hook green with jealousy
Even the Queen wanted a Tidbit!!!