Friday, August 24, 2012

The Neverland Club



“Peter smirked”
—Ridley Pearson, Dave Barry
Peter and the Shadow Thieves

I simply Swooned—
When Peter would give me
That naughty Smirk of his

Both before & after sex—
Then Flying Out to the gay
Never Neverland Club

Fairy Tales just don’t—
Always tell the Whole Truth
When it comes to Peter Pan

There’s a lot left out—
Just ask skanky Walt Disney
There in dismal Disneyland

Gay Tinkerbell be banned—
As well as dyke Goldilocks
& The Seven Faggy Dwarves!!!

The same with Nelly Pluto—
Dizzy Donald Duck and that
Awful Penis-Crazy Porky Pig!!!

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